{"id":54,"date":"2011-07-16T15:36:35","date_gmt":"2011-07-16T15:36:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cooperland.net\/?p=54"},"modified":"2011-08-28T22:16:16","modified_gmt":"2011-08-28T22:16:16","slug":"big-world-big-garage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cooperland.net\/?p=54","title":{"rendered":"Big World &#8211; Big Garage"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever been uncertain about the floor you parked on in a parking garage?\u00c2\u00a0 If not, you either don&#8217;t park in a parking garage very often, or have an assigned space.\u00c2\u00a0 So what does this have to do with anything?\u00c2\u00a0 I am not sure, but the other day when I was balking at the elevator door in my parking garage and was obviously uncertain about the location of my car, the guy in the elevator says, &#8220;Big World &#8211; Big Garage&#8221;.\u00c2\u00a0 What could that comment possibly mean?\u00c2\u00a0 Was I being heckled in the elevator of the parking garage that I use every day or did I miss that pithy quote in a famous movie.\u00c2\u00a0 As I hesitated exiting the elevator longer than I would have had the guy kept his mouth shut, all I could think to say as I walked away was &#8220;Thanks for that&#8221;.<\/p><p>Seriously&#8230;Big World &#8211; Big Garage&#8230;.did this guy just have to say something?\u00c2\u00a0 Wouldn&#8217;t &#8220;good luck&#8221; be more encouraging and helpful?\u00c2\u00a0 I don&#8217;t want to seem overly sensitive, but I still wonder what the message was supposed to be.\u00c2\u00a0 I guess I will never know, but I may make a t-shirt&#8230;..Big World &#8211; Big Garage&#8230;&#8230;would you buy??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever been uncertain about the floor you parked on in a parking garage?\u00c2\u00a0 If not, you either don&#8217;t park in a parking garage very often, or have an assigned space.\u00c2\u00a0 So what does this have to do with &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cooperland.net\/?p=54\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-54","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cooperland.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cooperland.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cooperland.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cooperland.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cooperland.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=54"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.cooperland.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cooperland.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=54"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cooperland.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=54"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cooperland.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=54"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}